I am a 100% Real woman, who enjoys male company.
Greetings everyone, I am looking for an outgoing man, that has his SH** together. You don't have to be a CEO, but please have some form of employment. I need a man with a great sense of humor and secure enough to laugh at himself, because when I get my clown on all bets are off.
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Playing is good for you
Hi guys. If you don't read my profile, or read my profile and what I'm looking for, and there is no match, I will not bother respond. I don't respond to winks because good writing is a very important first test for me. I don't accept invites from people I don't know. I don't respond to emails with dick pictures. Ok, here goes the nicer stuff: I'm pretty, wittty, sophisticated, and H/W proportionate. I am told that I have beautiful eyes, a kissable mouth, nice legs, and a presence. I am a nice 36 C/D (very sensitive there). I would enjoy the sex better with some sort of non-physical rapport. I enjoy most types of music but particularly classic and alternative rock. I like reading literary fiction, the New York Times. I am a swimmer, a dancer, go to the gym, and practice yoga. And last but not least, I am sensuous and uninhibited, but only when I choose to be. I don't enjoy time with uneducated people, boorish people, fat, ugly, ungroomed people, or right-wingers. If you have any doubt that you are one of the above, don't be surprised if I don't respond cause I will recognize you. I am not a sex addict nor desperate. I know it's just sex, but I am fussy, because I can be. I prefer people who have an International background or well-traveled, gourmet eaters (never eat fast food or at chain restaurants). Be sure that you are good-looking, not because your mom thinks so, but you turn heads. And, again, I cannot have sex with either ugly, fat, stupid, or ungroomed people. Ungroomed, if you're not sure, does not merely mean people who don't shower, but guys who scratch you know where, burp out loud, pick at their teeth or ears, speak with their mouths full, women with roots showing. To judge about your stupidity or level of sophistication, think how far your education level is. It is not always a perfect correlation, but pretty accurate. Also if you're under 35 or if you're married or attached, I will absolutely not mess with you.
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I am a funny person to be with in bed and out. I am very spoil and I alway get what I want and need
I'm your typical down-to-earth woman, always treating people with respect and honesty. Hey there! I'm a regular girl, a little on the quiet side, but I thaw fairly quick once I get to know you. I want to find a friend who's also friendly on a physical level. I'm in the mood for a relationship I don't have to define, but it still feels good. I'm just wondering what's out there that I haven't tried yet. I tend to be pretty normal and down-to-earth. If you contact me I promise to make it worth your while. I look forward to screwing your brains out. I know it's just sex, but I am fussy, because I can be. I prefer people who have an International background or well-traveled, gourmet eaters (never eat fast food or at chain restaurants). Be sure that you are good-looking, not because your mom thinks so, but you turn heads. And, again, I cannot have sex with either ugly, fat, stupid, or ungroomed people. Ungroomed, if you're not sure, does not merely mean people who don't shower, but guys who scratch you know where, burp out loud, pick at their teeth or ears, speak with their mouths full, women with roots showing. To judge about your stupidity or level of sophistication, think how far your education level is. It is not always a perfect correlation, but pretty accurate. Also if you're under 35 or if you're married or attached, I will absolutely not mess with you.
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Looking for Fun
Smart hard-working professional with a great smile and sense of humor looking for some companionship and some fun. Looking for an energetic partner, friend, and companion. Someone who likes to do things together - concerts, movies, dinner, travel, or just hanging out at home.
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sexy girl look to have fun!!
I'm look for a nice man to have fun and a good sex Looking for an energetic partner, friend, and companion. Someone who likes to do things together - concerts, movies, dinner, travel, or just hanging out at home.
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